satire

Medical doctor forecasts third wave of toilet paper shortages

ALPHARETTA, GA – Gail Beckman M.D., Psy.D. F.A.C.O.G., M.B.A., has just released a highly anticipated report concerning her research into the influence of the pandemic on the consumer behavior and psychology. A tenured professor and Dean of Students at her own online University, Dr. Beckman has promoted her work as a must watch. According to her research, presented in a six-part series of You Tube videos, we are in for another run on toilet paper. Her message: get ready.

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satire, Sports

Blunder down under

G’day mates!1 Straight off a fresh influx of funding, thanks to our $15M Series A round, YAWN Daily is spending a couple weeks down under to bring you the scoop on the Australian Open.

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mobile gaming, satire

Mobile app destroys decades old friendship

AUSTIN, TX – A popular mobile video game has driven a wedge between childhood best friends, Max and Spencer, over what amounts to an imbalance in troop donations. Clash of Clans, as of writing #9 in Strategy games on the Apple App Store, pits online players against each other in a perpetual attack and defend […]

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driving, satire

Unremarkable snowbank causes two local men to knuckle down

SOUTH BOSTON, MA – A simple right turn onto a city street resulted in an arrest earlier today, as the cool weather proved ineffective against one hot temper.  “I was taking a right turn out of a long driveway, and saw that there was no traffic” says the victim, local driver Lincoln Adams, describing the […]

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