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Hockey bag odor breeds domestic dispute

SOUTH BEND, IN – With the NHL season getting underway and Covid-19 restrictions slowly being lifted, men’s league hockey players are beginning to get the itch. Unfortunately, this itch is not the result of the innate desire to get back onto the beer league ice, but rather, their skin and nasal passages. Among other items […]

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Unremarkable snowbank causes two local men to knuckle down

SOUTH BOSTON, MA – A simple right turn onto a city street resulted in an arrest earlier today, as the cool weather proved ineffective against one hot temper. “I was taking a right turn out of a long driveway, and saw that there was no traffic” says the victim, local driver Lincoln Adams, describing the […]