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Medical doctor forecasts third wave of toilet paper shortages

ALPHARETTA, GA – Gail Beckman M.D., Psy.D. F.A.C.O.G., M.B.A., has just released a highly anticipated report concerning her research into the influence of the pandemic on the consumer behavior and psychology. A tenured professor and Dean of Students at her own online University, Dr. Beckman has promoted her work as a must watch. According to her research, presented in a six-part series of You Tube videos, we are in for another run on toilet paper. Her message: get ready.

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satire, Sports

Blunder down under

G’day mates!1 Straight off a fresh influx of funding, thanks to our $15M Series A round, YAWN Daily is spending a couple weeks down under to bring you the scoop on the Australian Open.

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masking, satire

Lessons from history: 3 is better than 2

Tampa Bay, FL – Early data presented on double masking by the CDC as a measure to “Maximiz[e] Fit for Cloth and Medical Procedure Masks to Improve Performance and Reduce SARS-CoV-2 Transmission and Exposure, 2021” has Americans wondering, haven’t we been here before?

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satire, Sports

Hockey bag odor breeds domestic dispute

SOUTH BEND, IN – With the NHL season getting underway and Covid-19 restrictions slowly being lifted, men’s league hockey players are beginning to get the itch. Unfortunately, this itch is not the result of the innate desire to get back onto the beer league ice, but rather, their skin and nasal passages. Among other items […]

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mobile gaming, satire

Mobile app destroys decades old friendship

AUSTIN, TX – A popular mobile video game has driven a wedge between childhood best friends, Max and Spencer, over what amounts to an imbalance in troop donations. Clash of Clans, as of writing #9 in Strategy games on the Apple App Store, pits online players against each other in a perpetual attack and defend […]

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driving, satire

Unremarkable snowbank causes two local men to knuckle down

SOUTH BOSTON, MA – A simple right turn onto a city street resulted in an arrest earlier today, as the cool weather proved ineffective against one hot temper.  “I was taking a right turn out of a long driveway, and saw that there was no traffic” says the victim, local driver Lincoln Adams, describing the […]

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